(Freudian boy)

When a man's pussy goes muff-diving...

(monkey boy)

BYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 2:48 am
Post subject: Hot Pants! Rare, Exclusive, Last Chance!
I was thrilled when I found out that Ms. Meyrich, Master Patternmaker and Sewing teacher Extrordinaire, will be teaching a Pant class in May at SFSE!!! We begged and begged and begged her to put this class on and after refusing to teach this class many times because she rarely teaches anymore...she finally agreed! THis is GOLD!!! I can't wait to learn the inside secrets from a rare Master on how to make tailor fitted trousers! You know how hard it is to find the right pair of sexy jeans! or black trousers that look great (you know, make your legs look extra long and have the perfect sillouette). I believe this may be the one and only last time for this class to be in session.....I hope you can join me!
AS

Oh. Sides hurt. Tears streaming. Greg, Elissa, whoever's writing this crap: please make it stop. I can't take it anymore!

(wussy boys)

How is it that a man can have the cajones to say "2+2=5" with serious conviction, yet when confronted with "um, no, it isn't" will immediately run to his boss to tell her the mean lady is being mean to him...?

(lazy boys)

Reality:

Extreme laziness may have a medical basis, say a group of high profile Australian scientists, describing a new condition called motivational deficiency disorder (MoDeD).

The condition is claimed to affect up to one in five Australians and is characterised by overwhelming and debilitating apathy. Neuroscientists at the University of Newcastle in Australia say that in severe cases motivational deficiency disorder can be fatal, because the condition reduces the motivation to breathe.

Neurologist Leth Argos is part of the team that has identified the disorder, which can be diagnosed using a combination of positron emission tomography and low scores on a motivation rating scale, previously validated in elite athletes. "This disorder is poorly understood," Professor Argos told the BMJ. "It is underdiagnosed and undertreated." (link to abstract)

Joss Whedon's reality, aka "Serenity"/"Firefly": The government created this gas (?) that made an entire population submissive and passive. So passive they lost the motivation to eat, drink, move, and eventually breathe. The entire planet just died where they sat. Except for the ones who went stark-raving mad, of course, and they went on to cannibalize half the universe.

Which came first, the plotline or the disease...?

(bitch girl)

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Elissa Meyrich: bite me.

P.S. Shilling your own book on Amazon with fake reviews is not marketing. Nor is putting negative reviews on your competitor's books. If you had a good product, you wouldn't need to shill. Get a clue. And meds. Soon.

(funny boy)

(knitter boys)

Okay, time to lighten this place up. Check this out: Knit Club, the movie.

(stupid puppet boy)

Oh boy, it's gettin' ugly now.

Not only did this bozo jeopardize his company's legal case (and very likely increase their liability) by publicly defaming Debbie Stoller -- excuse me, "Miss Stole-It"-- he alerted people to the letter by sending threatening and insulting emails to a couple of knitbloggers (his IP was logged), he spelled "attack" with a "ch" about 10 times, and he signed his friggin name to the letter! Literally! He scanned his signature! All I have to say is thank the Gods he's gay, because that boy's swimmin' in a damn stupid gene pool.

(Did I mention the tone of the letter makes him sound like a petulant sixth-grader? And his arguments make absolutely no sense? And he made a jpg of the text and put it in a Flash file??? Did he actually print this letter on company letterhead, sign it, and then scan it in? And he's their webmaster???)

If you know what this is about you probably don't need my background on it. As usual, Jenna did a great job of summing up the recent stupidity. What would we do without our resident lawyer-knitter?

("angelic" puppet boy)

Ha! I guess he's feeling a little skittish about his previous 43Things.com list, so he's now replaced "oral sex" with "learn to knit" and "help the homeless". Note, however, that he is still "going" nowhere.

Nice try at redemption there, GG. Bravo. You're not fooling us though... we still know you're a vacant, naive, brainless pawn of Satan. Your fate is sealed.

(skeevy puppet boy)

Look... SFSE's flaming monkey minion shows that he can shill *and* troll at the same time!

ggarvin wants to do 2 things

1. sew
2. oral sex

sew more

I have done this. Worth doing!
Sewing Sewing Sewing ? 21 weeks ago

I love sewing. I learned the basic drawstring pants, then some simple skirts, then advanced skirts with patternmaking, then t-shirts on a serger, then hats, dress pants, jeans, a makeup bag, and now an advanced dress with patternmaking. I love sewing.

I learned it all from Sew Fast Sew Easy. I found this place three years ago when I came to NYC to party and decided to take some classes that I always wanted to take. I have never regretted it. The owner and teachers give tough NYer love to get you where you want to be. This is hard core fashion and home sewing with garment industry techniques.

Aug 17, 04:32AM PDT | 0 comments

Ewwwwwwww. Actually, I'm not sure if I should feel disgust or pity--the guy's clearly not the sharpest tack in the box. Do you think his boss knows what he's been posting all over the internets in the same breath as her company's name? Hmmmm. Maybe someone should tell her.

P.S. Monkey boy also has his own blog.